There is this one cross walk that always takes forever to go. I usually try crossing the street up the road from there
where there is no cross walk, but sometimes that takes time too, as the cars are spaced out so that there is always
one about to pass by, the last car in a line usually passing just as a new line of cars from the opposite direction
arrives.
How this is achieved I don't know yet.
It could be that the traffic lights are coordinated to always create this scenario wherever I am
(Or wherever they suspect I'm going, as it has to be done in advance, of course)
It is also possible that all the drivers are in on the conspiracy, and have two-way radios installed.