Malwarebytes has been a front for a virus this whole time, a virus called "Archangel.json", which sends you to a
chinese website trying to sell you a pair of jeans.
I was upset by this, so I called their customer support number just to be sure, but it turns out that they have put
a "chapter five restraining order" on me, and so my call was redirected to an automated recording of a southern
lady telling me how it is, with lots of tsking and sighing, which I felt was really uncalled for since this was
an automated message they could have just rerecorded.
